Zorg Empire

Walked five miles through DC for sushi. Twice. Check.

Walk ten miles along a very busy highway to go the the video game store 'cause we had nothing better to do? check.

Break into the vatican? Check
(that's not a joke my dad didn't feel like waiting in line)

Whats this about large trucks and high people?

Stayed up all night so you would be into uni to work from 9 when it opens only to fall asleep at 8 to wake up at 6pm, an hour after it closes? Check.

Did I mention I had to walk back? Check.

Rode on a sit-mower that didn't work, trying to steer it as it's being pulled at 30 mph, and having the tire bust because it wouldn't go into any other gear but park. check

Was on an all night hang outs with friends and around 1 am we realized we need coffee not that it mattered. went out to get coffee but around the down town area hehe no coffee shop is open at that time. scoured Toronto down town for 3 hours all 11 of us, found a coffee time at around 4 am, had the worst coffee in my life then when we were out in the street and came back found an Italian all nighter lounge right next to the place where we started from.

Who misses a glimmering coffee shop like that? Check.

trying to explain a miscalculation to a Vietnamy restaurant teller keeper in English that it was a mistake to add two coke pop large when we had 2 medium fruit juice. CHECK big time.