Reaction if Avatar wins Best Picture
Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:44 pm
just a bit of fun...
here is my take on what the reaction might be like
[Knowing that the Awards are close, 2 Avatar Trolls are welding the door shut] Movement. Signal's clean. Range, 20 meters.
Troll 1: They've found a way in, something we've missed.
Troll 2: We didn't miss anything.
Troll 3: 17 meters.
Troll 1: [Checking the tracker] Something in the floor, underneath the seating area, I don't know
Troll 3: 15 Meters.
Troll 4: Troooooll.
Troll 2: Definitely inside the barricades.
Troll 4: Let's go.
Troll 3: 12 meters.
Troll 1: That's right outside the door. Trolls get back.
Troll 3: Man, this is a big f'kin' movie.
Troll 2: How are we doing Trolls, talk to me?
Troll 5: Almost there.
[They welded the door shut, and stepped back away from the door]
Troll 5: There right on us.
Troll 2: [Waiting for the Awards] Remember, short controlled bursts.
Troll 3: Cinematography, Editing, Music
Troll 1: That can't be, it was only supposed to win visual effects.
Troll 3: It's reading right man, look.
Troll 2: Then, "you're" not reading it right.
Troll 3: Best Director, Best Film, what the hell?
Troll 3: [after the awards] That's great, this is really f'kn' great, man. Now, what the f'k are we supposed to do? We're in some pretty s't now, man.
Troll 2: [Grabs him by the shirt] Are you finished?
Troll 4: Guess we're not gonna make it, are we?
Troll 1: I'm sorry, Trolls.
Troll 4: Don't be sorry, it wasn't your fault.
Troll 3: That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the f'k are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?
Troll 6: Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that.
Troll 4: We gotta get inside. It's gonna be the after party soon, and they mostly post at night. Mostly.
Troll 5: [after barely surviving the after show party] Okay. We have several canisters of CM-20. I say we go back in there and nerve gas the whole f'kn' nest.
Troll 2: It's worth the try, but we don't know if that's gonna effect them.
Troll 3: Let's just bug out and call it even, why are we talking about this for?
Troll 1: I say we take off, and nuke the academy awards from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Troll 3: F'kn' a.
here is my take on what the reaction might be like
[Knowing that the Awards are close, 2 Avatar Trolls are welding the door shut] Movement. Signal's clean. Range, 20 meters.
Troll 1: They've found a way in, something we've missed.
Troll 2: We didn't miss anything.
Troll 3: 17 meters.
Troll 1: [Checking the tracker] Something in the floor, underneath the seating area, I don't know
Troll 3: 15 Meters.
Troll 4: Troooooll.
Troll 2: Definitely inside the barricades.
Troll 4: Let's go.
Troll 3: 12 meters.
Troll 1: That's right outside the door. Trolls get back.
Troll 3: Man, this is a big f'kin' movie.
Troll 2: How are we doing Trolls, talk to me?
Troll 5: Almost there.
[They welded the door shut, and stepped back away from the door]
Troll 5: There right on us.
Troll 2: [Waiting for the Awards] Remember, short controlled bursts.
Troll 3: Cinematography, Editing, Music
Troll 1: That can't be, it was only supposed to win visual effects.
Troll 3: It's reading right man, look.
Troll 2: Then, "you're" not reading it right.
Troll 3: Best Director, Best Film, what the hell?
Troll 3: [after the awards] That's great, this is really f'kn' great, man. Now, what the f'k are we supposed to do? We're in some pretty s't now, man.
Troll 2: [Grabs him by the shirt] Are you finished?
Troll 4: Guess we're not gonna make it, are we?
Troll 1: I'm sorry, Trolls.
Troll 4: Don't be sorry, it wasn't your fault.
Troll 3: That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the f'k are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?
Troll 6: Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that.
Troll 4: We gotta get inside. It's gonna be the after party soon, and they mostly post at night. Mostly.
Troll 5: [after barely surviving the after show party] Okay. We have several canisters of CM-20. I say we go back in there and nerve gas the whole f'kn' nest.
Troll 2: It's worth the try, but we don't know if that's gonna effect them.
Troll 3: Let's just bug out and call it even, why are we talking about this for?
Troll 1: I say we take off, and nuke the academy awards from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Troll 3: F'kn' a.
