Zorg Empire

I'm in the middle of a prank war and would like every body's input on some dirty tricks. Last night I had a chicken soup shower and now its on!!!


The chicken soup shower is when you remove the shower head and stick a bullion cube up in there then put the shower head back on.

Having a group of people staring and slowly walking around a sleeping person while chanting, "Ring around the rosy, Pocket full of posy..." And them waking up totally freaked out So much fun.

Put a very thin and smooth layer of cling film over the toilet bowl, then put the seat back down so the edges can't be seen.

If it is done correctly, only a closer inspection will reveal the cling film, from standing distance it should look as though nothing is there.

Then, secretly feed someone laxatives, with any luck they will be in such a rush to get to the pan they wont look properly before they sit.

There you have your... dirty trick. Just make sure you don't get stuck cleaning up...

-Istalris-

upper decker!

take a dump in the flush tank and every time he flushes he will have poop come out. plus its a pain to clean it

Thumb Tacks in the duvet cover and mattress. Itll take you around an hour but itll be there forever.