This is true try it but I think all of you know it already
1: first type "find chuck norris" into google search
2: the answer you get is Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
Suggestions:
* Run, before he finds you
* Try a different person
These are some of his jokes that I like:
Chuck Norris never shaves. He forbid his beard to grow more than he wants it.
Chuck norris once killed one of the popes with a roundhouse kick to the chest during an argument over who had a better beard: Chuck or Jesus.
Jesus can walk on water. Chuck can swim on land.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
In the original script of "Lord Of The Rings", Chuck Norris was suppose to act Frodo Baggins. The script was only 5 pages since Chuck, after 4 pages hits Sauron with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac in Burger King - and got one.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
Chuck Norris can divide an atom with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris knows the Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris knows who is older, the chicken or the egg.