Zorg Empire

A simple game where you try to think of something better than the other person, I will start-

A pushed you off the hill
king of the hill

I bounced back up from a conveniently placed trampoline and knocked you out with a giant wet trout.
I R NOW KING OF ZIS HILL!

-Istalris-

I got Chuck Norris to round house kick you
king of the hill

Chuck Norris is undefeatable...

I claim myself the king of the bigger hill next to it.

*King of the other hill!

The kick i recieve from chuck sends me flying into the bigger hill, hitting you and making you roll down and break your neck.

I am now king of the bigger hill

-Istalris-

chuck norris leaves.. i walk up the main hill and fire a rocket launher blowing up you and the other lame hill

*king of the hill*

Go techno viking, use glow stick mauls and crits for over 9000, i is now king of the hill

standing next to you shaking head... you cant share king of hill.. notices you did a light damage of 9000hp... pushes you down the hill

*still king of the hill

Arshalo, your time as king is up
*Sends fluffians to zergling rush and carries of arshalo of the hill*
I AM SUPREME DICTAToR >:3

Sent lawnmowers to de-fluff the fluffians. They are now skinheads.
We are ze king of the hill.