How did you know? And straws aren't stupid; I have sensitive teeth and they help me drink cold things

No, definitely not stupid, how else would I safely drink my icees while driving.

On another note, wtf is wrong with activity here. I've seen the forums get slow before only to pick back up later, but usually they're booming all summer long. I'm a bit worried.

Also, I observed earlier today that I've picked up this really bad habit of breaking paperclips for no reason. It's not really a big deal, but why do I do it a lot without even noticing, jeez.

Hell low high
Did anyone miss me

Of course we didn't, why would you say anything like that, psh.

*shoves my "I miss Persian" t-shirt under my bed*

ACE !
If I knew you're back spamming the forums I'd come back sooner

And if I'd known you were coming back, well, I probably wouldn't have done anything different!

You'd probably be less surprised

Eyyyyyy sloth !
Uh btw I forgot that I'm the winner !

Oh, darn. How unfortunate. What a tragedy. The horror. Sigh.