decadence wrote:I don't like girly men.

Yesterday, I a shoved a Q-tip so far down my ear that I coughed.

I don't like the oompa-loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I think they want to kill me.

I'm boycotting piniatas. They promote violence against flamboyant animals.

I Am the Alphabitch!!!!!!!!

I have a theory that fish are really spies for the governments of the world. I mean, come on, all they do is sit in a glass bowl (which I believe would amplify noise vibrations) and look at you, with that vacant expression on their faces. Then they telepathicly transport information back to "The Man" and die. The perfect informant. No one suspects a fish.

Crazy people arn't crazy. They've just become more sane.