Well, since you walked OVER the hill you are no longer on top, and my charred remains stay at the top of the hill. I blend into the soil and dirt of the hill, thus becoming the hill itself. I AM THE HILL. Nobody will reign over me, I am king unto myself and will reign supreme forever ....muahahahahah

King of the ME hill

Hering this turn of events, I decide the best thing to do is wait for it to rain

*Waits a week then it starts to rain*
See, now the hill is washing away into the stream carrying you with it. Bye bye Sand man

With that hill gone, I quickly climb the mountain. I am now king of the mountain which will beat any hill anyone can find. >:D

I collect tons of soil. Go to space and drop on top of you, you die and i king of hill

I claw my way to the top, Pull you down under, then climb out as the king of the hill.

seeing all the rain and dirt, i push you down the slippery slopes, you roll and roll into a big mud ball. I launch you from my catapult over the horizon into the frozen tundra of the north pole. the mud begins to freeze with you stuck inside the mudball like a neandrothal. I run over to the frozen ball and smash it with the ban hammer i stole from Istalris and you shatter into a thousand pieces. I mail each piece to seperate corners of the earth, with your head pieces being sent to different asteroid belts amogst the universe. I walk back to the hill and take my rigthful place as...

King of the Hill

... but before you get there you notice me standing with a simple sign...

"I AM" and since Thought is the greatest power in the known universe...

I am The King of The Hill...

"I HAVE" is the sign that I carry and if you will notice, "I HAVE" kicked you off the hill, so you can now say as your sign says, "I AM" dethroned!

King of the Hill

A man walks up the hill, infected with the black plague. Gives it to you and you die off, in whitch turning the hill into a infected zone. Those that approach will be infected and swarmed by rats witch will utterly be a cruel fate. The effects of the plague will linger no matter what happens and death will come to all who approach the hill no matter what they wear or have. There are no immutinys to the plague and no medicines that can cure it, for it consumes the flesh of those who are not rats, and no one will own this hill because nothing can destroy the effects of the plague. I am a rat and scurry up onto the hill there for claiming it, in the name of the plague.
King of the Hill

neoshagrath hires a piper to lure the rats.
The piper leads the rats to a swirling abyss.
There they stay for the rest of eternity.
A vague existence that is betwixt and between,
Neither living nor dead.

King of the hill!

You have forgotten that the plague still lingers and thus killing you for you approached the hill. This makes the hill into a living hell for all but rats,and little did you know that the abyss is really a portal that leads under the hill, so all the rats end up in a gaint hole underneath it. We dig up to the top and reclaim our hill and after hearing alot of loud heavy metal music, become deaf. We feed on the dead bodies, so we also carry the plague and can give it to all we touch or bite. The Reaper Rat reclaims the hill.




Rat of the Hill


P.S.: A warning I shall give to those who dare try to use holy, hellish, or an undead army. My name is the Reaper Rat, I help those souls who lost there way to where they need to be. I am the pet of the Reaper and control the underworld and exist as holy and as a demon. I can call upon an undead army of those souls I have helped to aid me. Your fair warning has been given.