Due to the bickering over this hill I move to another hill, a smaller hill, a worthless hill, a hill so small in fact that by its very definition no one will ever want to take it from me. Therefore if any one does try to take it from me they are in fact by definition simply taking a better hill than the one in which I am king.

KOTH

The paradox!I kills me!I fall off my hill only to come back to life asking
did you mean that or just screw up the wording?

I don't think I screwed it up

KOTWH (king of the worthless hill)

Read it again

KOTH

I stuff the hill into a giant time machine and set it to auto-paradox. Then I moved to a hill in southern Florida, where it's nice, bought all of the property around it, built a giant nuke-proof dome around it, filled the ground under it with a twelve foot thick layer of solid, stainless steal, and set up a giant interfering jamming tower to make all tech withing 50 miles to suddenly become useless, except my computer.

KOTH!

except For the fact I buried under the whole ill making a cavern your paradox hill fell through making it now a depression.I go back to my hill

KOTH

You read it wrong, the hill you and scoobysnack were on was the paradox hill.
Still on my hill in Florida.

KOTH!

Awww man can u let my xbox work? U made it turn off while I was playing black ops

Still KOTH

My power of ghghhghg overides you

KOTH