DOOM wrote:"You see, I had this turtle…" he began, and proceeded to recount a full tale of his life ambitions and dreams, and about the time when they were suddenly shattered by his drunken father beating him with a broken wine glass, which would eventually lead to him receiving an odd lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, which in turn lead him to be accepted into a full-time wizard military academy, which lead to him to take on one of the greatest quests of all time, which included destroying an evil charm by throwing it into a boiling pit of water, and though L stopped paying attention after the aliens in the nurse Joker's story invaded for the third time, he managed to piece together that this, in turn, lead to the close death of nurse Joker, who was only to be saved by a dashingly handsome vampire named Edmund, with whom he fell desperately in love with... and the story continued in this convoluted, mind-breaking fashion for five days until it finally concluded with the fall of the Roman Empire.
