I'd be a pessimist, but life is just too good.

O wait, I am a pessimist. Life ***** >.>

Soviet isn't a city in Russia <.<

I know. But your mentioning of Russia made me want to say something random, in hopes that it would end up being funny >.>

Ace, if it makes you feel any better, I laughed at your failed attempt at being funny.

if it makes you feel any better coolkid, all the cool spartans died in reach, some how that gay @$$ fag 117 servived. <.<

I will stab you i the neck. S-117 is awesome!!!!!

"S-117 (formerly Shch-117) was a Soviet Shchuka class submarine (V-bis series) that was lost on or about 15 December 1952, due to unknown causes in the Strait of Tartary in the Sea of Japan. The boat may have collided with a surface ship or struck a mine. All forty-seven crewmen died in the incident." - Wiki

I say thats a fail

"Spartan-117 aka Master Chief aka John 117 aka Sierra 117 is the main protaganist of the Halo series. He is awesome and does not afriad of nothing, he shots aliens and are not bad guy!" -N00bs of Halo
I dont think I made a good point.

It burns my eyes

Pepper spray?