ok you beat me i dont want to be beat up ill just kick off the next person on the hill

if its that easy me just push you off, me boy!
argh

What disease did cured ham have?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
How did the thin ice sign get there?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why are they called marbles if their made out of glass?

As I bore you with my ramblings I see an opening and PUSH. All hail the new king.

while me am rollin down dat old hill me boys catch me and we kill you!!!!

i plant 500 claymores all around the hill and then just walk away because king of the hill is a imature, childish game.

well me boys i dont care what 12345678911 said
we is still deh king of deh hill!

I set up a bomb and blow up the hill, then I run to the next tallest one, now I'm king of the hill.

i shave off most of mount everist (don't think i spelled it right but who cares) with a shovel and i now have the biggest hill, iz the king!

I blow up the Earth with my Death Star, I land on Jupiter and run to a hill that is 10x bigger than mount Everest now I'm king of dah hill.

Jupitor is a planet of Gas and you could not land so you were consumed by it. The ship you were in slowly floats into space towards Pluto and lands, creating a crater and pushing the land upwards all around it forcing the new Donut hill. I happily land on it, build a Dunkin Donuts and feed all those that wander to my new hll. Being too sluggish from the coffee and donuts,nobody has the strength to attack.

For the love of god get your heads out of your asses and stop saying " I blow up the hill". If you are going to be taking over my hill, you have to take over all sides of it and it is impossible to blow up ever side at once. If you blow up one side, the residue lands on the other and makes it taller and stronger . Good luck.

Yours Truly,

King of the hill.