granted but you feel lonely cause no one knows what ur talking about

i wish i didnt have to wait for my dad to get home to go to my friends house and play dragonballZ

Granted, your friend's dragonballz game explodes and now you have to play something else, but you have to wait for your dad to get home first.

I wish I had a pet panda bear that's up to date on it's shots, was potty trained, and wouldn't maul my face off. Plus, PETA is not involved

Granted. It does however, maul your feet off. PETA is not involved, but you do get fined for the unlawful possession of an exotic animal.

I wish they could get the sparrows out of the library I am at now (without hurting them of course).

Granted they make a new Pirates of the Caribbean.


I wish I had 9000000 defense points on zorg empire speed.

Granted but you can't have more than 1 point on buildings, fleet, and research.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish.

granted. but "someone" came in and corrupted ur wish.

wish i had a glass of cold cocacola now. i am feeling perched

Granted. You now have a glass of coke at absolute zero.

I wish that this game be changed to "don't corrupt a wish."

Granted. Zorg changes the rules so that you can no longer abandon colonies and you are stuck with what you have.

I wish I could perfectly remember everything I wanted to remember without having to remember the useless stuff too.

Granted but why you keep wanting to relive the time you spent as a child with your "friendly uncle" is disturbing on so many levels.

I wish my back didn't share any similarities with a lobster especially color.