And he effectively ends Last One to Post

AP: I Kick finally catalogued as an endangered species in North America.
By Reporter: Bobby Shaftoe
The genetic diversity project of North America, focused on maintaining the existence of utterly unnecessary species, recently announced the placement of the I Kick Flamingo on the imminently extinct list of organisms that no one really cares about. It is assumed that the disappearance of this species will have marginal, if any, effects on its local habitat, and would likely go entirely unnoticed were it not for the gracious efforts of the Shaftoe Society for the Preservation of the Absurd.

It is hoped that the future of the I Kick Flamingo will not resemble that of the dodo, but circumstances appear dire to say the least.

LOL, what wins, the turkey vulture or the pink flamingo...

Both lose. Bears always win, even Steven Colbert is afraid of them
Only thing that might match a bear is a shark with a laser beam on its head, those things
are deadly

How about land-sharks?

What a coincidence Cuddles, you are afraid of land sharks, and your mom is a beached whale

i wonder if you can blow up a land shark with shark repellant like normal sharls

(see video for reference) - > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0UJaprpxrk

That is my favourite movie. Dun dees eet

And here I thought punching a shark's nose made it go away.

Ill have you know its a documentary. Always have your bat-spray ready!