Chuck norris makesan onion cry

according to einstein, chuck norris can roundhouse kick u yesterday

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

chuck norris indeed has a round house

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

makks wrote:Chuck norris makesan onion cry

according to einstein, chuck norris can roundhouse kick u yesterday

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

chuck norris indeed has a round house

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

hahaha thanks, most i did not know .

When Chuck Norris ate a turtle, it came out as a "Mutant Ninja Turtle", he taught the turtle ninja powers in the process.
Chuck Norris doesn't wait for food to grow, he threatens the plant until it makes food, even in winter.

Most men fear the Reaper, Chuck considers him a 'promising rookie.'
Brokeback Mountain is not merely a film, it is also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his back garden.

Wow, nice 3 month bump. I would so get warned if I did that....

This is the general chat section - it shouldnt matter if you bump something

God rested on Sunday, cause on Saturday night Chuck Norris got into a bar fight with him
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits

He doesn't brush his hair, it stays in place out of pure terror.

Only Chuck Norris can beat up Chuck Norris

No, not even he can win, if in some parallel universe, CN battled CN, CN would win and the UNI would explode

Chuck Norris can get a home run in a game of baseball without even hitting the ball