Granted, all of your money is opposite of the national currency that is made in your country, so your money is worthless

I wish that PSN would work.

Granted. Now it spends all its time working at a 24hrs McDonalds and has no time to play with you.

I wish that the Conservatives don't form the government again here in Canada.

Grated, the government collapses due to overspending since no one to fight against bad spending plans.

I wish that something decent would actually come on TV for once.

Granted, but afterwards TV becomes boring forever.

I wish my exams were over and I passed them all.

granted (cant find a way to corrupt that)

i wish that it was still spring break

Cypher wrote:I wish my exams were over and I passed them all.

Granted. Unfortunately, you spontaneously fall into a time paradox and must retake your exams every day for the rest of your life.

deadspace wrote:i wish that it was still spring break

Granted. However, the sudden warp in time offsets the natural balance of the world, causing random influxes in the space-time continuum. This, of course, only leads to disaster.

I wish I wasn't so good at corrupting wishes.

granted the topic dies without your amazing ability to corrupt wishes

i wish forums was active like the old days

Granted.(Don't really have a reason/want to corrupt this wish)

I wish that I had a halfway decent signature.

granted you have a signature but its cut in half and you can only see half of the pic

i wish i was better at corrupting wishes

Granted, however you become illiterate so
you cannot express your new found ability in corrupting wishes.

I wish there was a universal method of human communication to overcome the language barrier.