Granted: You lose your spine and can move any way you want, but your just simply lay in a pile.

I wish that I had a piece of cake.

Granted but it is your least favorite cake and when you eat it you puke non-stop for three days and die.

I wish my internet didnt cost so much.

Granted. You are caught hacking and are banned from owning a computer or connecting to the internet for the next 20 years.

I wish this were Sunday (it is). Ha! Corrupt that.

Granted, but its staysd sundaay eternally.

I wish i was a millionaire.

Granted. But you drop a penny down the drain and you are no longer a millionaire, just a 999 999 thousandthaire and people laugh at you for ever having the conceit to think of yourself as a millionaire.

I wish it were Monday.

Granted. But you oversleep and forget its monday and get fired/or late to class, depends on what you do.

I wish I had 40 million points

Granted. You have a really bad day at your acupuncturists...

I wish I always had the correct amount of money in my pocket to buy whatever I wanted.

Granted, but you are drunk and want a 5 dollar hooker

I wish I had a steak right now

Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish I had 40 Million Zorg Empire points

Granted, but everyone else gets 50 million.

I wish that I DIDN'T have a million dollars. (May of found way around wish being corrupted)