granted but it will take some time to find a blind and deaf child willing to listen to you whine when they beat you.

I wish I had the winning lotto numbers.

granted but the jackpot is 5 dollars

i wish games werent expensive

Granted, but now all the game developers go out of business due to lack of funds from the games they make, causing you to be left with nothing but a Pong rip-off that doesn't even work on your console.

I wish people in general weren't ignorant.

Granted, now no one, not even you can type, talk, or communicate at all in any way. Welcome to a less ignorant world

I wish Karroth appreciates that I took the time to corrupt his wish.

Granted. Now he will take double the time you took to corrupt your next wish.


I wish I had $369.21

granted but its illegally printed and you go to jail

i wish i had mass effect 3

Granted, although you get it for a system you don't have.

I wish "blah" would be acceptable to describe any situation.

Granted. But blah has a meaning that makes people go into a rage and attack you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. Unfortunately, the time you can fly is directly related to how far above ground level you start, and stopping hurts if it doesn't kill you. (In other words, you're falling)

I wish the zombie apocalypse would happen.

Granted, but the zombies are one foot tall.

I wish I had a 70 inch TV.