Ok, but now your leg is permanently fused to the back of your head.

I wish that teleportation with no flaws was invented.

Granted, but the government outlaws it due to it's usefulness in robbing banks, etc.

I wish that legal teleportation with no flaws was invented.

Granted, but you can only teleport to mcdonalds.

I wish mcdonalds didn't use people in their conquest of american culture.

Granted. They replace all their employees with robots. The robots take over the company and decide that it's not enough that the food is standardized - the customers should be standardized as well. We are Borg. Resistance is futile.

I wish that the voracious demand for standardized meat quantity by McDonald's and other fast food companies didn't result in the mistreatment of animals.

Granted. Now they serve only vegatables and fruit.

I wish oranges were blue.

Granted. But as a consequence 'orange' comes to mean what we now call 'blue', and so we now have orange seas and orange sky and people feel 'orange' at times. Since a new word is then needed for what we now call 'orange', pre-wish orange comes to be called 'blue' which semantically negates your wish.

I wish my brain wasn't hurting after that.

Granted. You managed to come up with a brilliant answer and your brain is fine

I wish there were more scientists in the world.

Granted but that brings down the worlds population cause their all virgins

I wish Weresloth was a Ninja?

Granted but he choose to remain who he was....


I wish I received the correct answers to my question papers a day before my Exams

Granted. But you forget them all again just as you have to write them.

I wish I had a perfect memory.