Gods huge list of requests gets soo long that spiffs request is cancelled and the longhorned1 + his office building with all the abilities land on top of the hill crushing vanguard. his many cockroach-pandahybrids get crushed in the process as well as the office building lands on them. i am king of the hill. i also tell god that i am the longhorned1 god so god cannot unmake me anyway.

I call upon the power of the Ancient One, the Ocean Demon Cthulhu, to eat you and your death. Cthulhu has the True Death feat, and so you can't be resurrected by any means (except by ritual sacrifice of jellybeans)

As i am god, the demon was unable to eat neither my death nor me. i quickly dress ace as me and that horrific treatment is used on ace.

Damn that was a lot of ice cream...but having finished all the ice cream on Pluto I remember it is a renewable product and feel a litte silly chasing it all the way to freakin Pluto. I return to the hill to find a lot of bozos hangin around. I have no idea what is going on (cause I havent read the preceding posts ) but everybody better get off my hill cause I'm cranky from all that time on **** Pluto. KOTH.

I put a huge amount of ice cream in front of a dinosaur. spiff finishes the ice cream and then gets eaten. i am koth

I'm back from the dead bitches, KOTH

my huge indestructible office building decides to shoot this Noctis Caelum guy with his immovability ray making the back from the dead part useless.

Returning from New Eden where he became a immortal cloned soldier, Noctis transfers his mind to one of his clones. Then he kicks longhorn out of the office

thelonghorned1 shoots the clone with his instant death ray. kills Noctis Caelum and becomes king of hill.

The Hill becomes sentient, doesn't like anybody standing on him, or is it really a her????? It is a her!! She's a moody ol' mare, she suddenly changes her mind and does like being stood on, oh no, she's changed her mind yet again and does mind, again! Suddenly a nun runs up and slaps The LOng Horned One, the hill (Hilly to good friends) doesn't like this, when the Nuns starts to Sing, "The Hill is alive with sound of Slapping" she bites off her head, the nun now has a "bit part"! She is available through her agent, any good horror movies needing a headless nun????