My clones turn on the interdimensional field destroyer pulling the hill back to where is was.

Fine, but I'm still KOTH...

I then kick spiff of the hill making a crater in the groung where spiff landed. i takeover the hill i am KOTH.

Ace wrote:Nobody has stood on the hill in more than to weeks, so the hill teleports back to its rightful owner. As a reward for it's loyalty, I feed it cookies, a horse, and Trex pee.

Koth

I dunno why, but that made me laugh so hard.

I use my handy-dandy crayon to draw a fake hill, which confuses you.

In the confusion, I steal your hill and your ice cream.

KOTH

I smell the ice cream and come out of my crater and swipe it out of your hands, then crawl back into my crater to eat it. You can keep the hill...for now.

Well that's no fun.

Well, it was for me. Good ice cream

i invite mr vanguard to a new year partty. as you party i shoot the immovablility ray at the vanguard and shoot spiff at the same time. my officce building procedes to cover the hill. i am koth.

That was **** uncalled for! I was just enjoying some ice cream! What's the world coming to when a guy can't even sit down and eat his ice cream in peace? It's barbarism it is...now you've gone and pissed me right off. When I arrive in heaven after being shot by you, I convince god to unmake you and your office building and he makes me KOTH by divine right. Let thid be a lesson: let sleeping spiffiness lie.

I summon an army of cockroach-panda hybrids to steal all of the icecream in the world, and send it to Pluto. You, in your passionate desire for ice cream, jump onto the rocket before it takes off, leaving me to be...

KOTH!