Suddenly the ground splits and ***** thelonghorned1 into the bowels of hell, I emerge from behind a tree KOTH

asteroids fall pilling up making a huge mountain and the longhorned1 lands on top

I delicately kick one stone shifting the mountains delicate balance toppling the long horned on, KOTH

but the longhorned1 climbs back on top.

Where I, being a spawn of Godzilla and Zues (talk about a wild night), eat him. I then gargle lightning and take a poop before claiming the hill as my own.

KOTH

oh Ace, now this hill worth taking over !
i put a bar of soap under your feet and you slide down the hill crushing a tree, an ambulance comes and takes you to the hospital over the hill.
i REclaim my rightful place as KOTH !

i then spit at you as i suddenly dump a huge pile of dirt making me hill king.

I call in a favor from my alien pals who send some kamikaze peons to crash into the hill. The resulting explosion kills you, leaving me as:

King Of The Hill

i have a clone that lands on the hill with the asteroid random planet express on top of the aliens.

777 ~ !



KOTH !