Waiting for the retort ... ...

Lost patience, slap you upside the head for wasting my time and throw you down the hill. KOTH.

ouch!! gotta Ballkick you for that. KOTH Again.

Alas for you my balls are composed of pure spiffiness, which acts like Alien acid blood to those not spiffy enough to contain it, and when kick me you get it all over your foot which almost instantly dissolves causing you to fall over and roll down the hill. Pretty pathetic attempt really KOTH.

Breaks out New and Improved Spiff-B-Gone....Poof!!!! KOTH

#$%$%^#! I HATE when that happens!!! I put my spiffiest scientists to work in my IRN and they come up with Spiff-B-Here. I deploy it and the hill is suddenly covered in extremely thick medusae hair which strangles you because you aren't spiffy enough. I am very suprised by this development and take a closer look at the bottle. OH it says Hair not Here...whatever, it worked anyway. KOTH.

mmm mmm, Medusa hair with marinara is delicious, gives me Gas, Flatulence runs Spiffmeister off hill. KOTH.

While recovering from the gas attack I register a protest with United Galaxies for use of chemical warfare agents. I put my scientists to work on a counter...after some time they bring me a Spifftastic Multi-Purpose Olfactory Protector Unit (hmmm....looks suspiciously like a clothes pin) and a Spifferific Gas Incineration Device (looks suspicously like a Molotov cocktail). Concerned that my scientists might be slacking off a bit, I deploy the SGID using a drone. The SGID ignites all the methane gas from your flatulence and you burn up in the conflagration. KOTH.

Bwahahahaha, silly SpiffLing, IT isn't that easy, IT Absorbs your pathetic weaponry internally, concentrates and compresses it, adds special Hormonic Enzymes and return fire at you, Your screams are heard Light Years away. GLOTR, IT is KOTH.

Gives IT a few cookies and coerces (whisper... whisper... whisper...) him out of the hill. IT happily walks away from the hill.

KOTH!

uummm me likeum cookies,,, need more to keep me off Hill,,gimme gimme, KOTH til get.