You then proudly get mauled by a sloth. No one's King now.

i metamorphosise into a MOUNTAIN LION and roar
you turn and try to run but being a sloth dont make it very far
i hold out a branch for you and tease you
"would you like to hang upside down while I AM KING OF THE MOUNTAIN"

after you turn in a mountain lion i`ll step on your tail and because of the pain you run back to your mountain lion mommy and sleep in her protective arms.

Now i become King of the hill.

I am the king of all hills, all mountains, all rivers, all oceans, all continents, all planets, all stars, all galaxies

I am the king of all GODS

I AM KING of the m***** *****n UNIVERSE!!!!!!

(this is the truth and can never be changed in any way, so shall it be)

You fell off every single one of them hills...im king.

After Supercow pushed off onewingedangel on every hill I also pushed Supercow with him!

I'm the KING OF THE HILL

Then i killed you and then i took over the hill again.



IM KING OF THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just had a fight with chuck norris and i kicked his ***

I AM KING OF THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The wedgie that you got from me right after you kicked Chuck's *** made you spend too much time walking down the hill to pull it out...

I am now King of the Hill... (with my anti-wedgie and anti-melvin underwear on now)

RogueSpear walks up and schlaps both your druggie asses with a wet fish.
Noone f*cks with the chuck!
RogueSpear is KotH