SpacemanSpiff wrote: you are now required to keep 500m away from...everybody

i stand on hill and everyone have to stay away from meh !
KOTH!

since my butler was obviously not a gentlemans' gentleman , i send my gamekeepers to retake the hill....

(it will be proctors next time if needs be)

OK. Keep sending me new employees. Again, gamekeepers accept my employment offers. Offers already made to your proctors and the rest of your household/grounds employees, lawyers, mistresses, uncles, aunts, cousins, wife whatever I'll employee them all

i grab my sword and kill yoh all.....


KOTH!

send nanny up the front of the hill , whilst you are distracted by her obvious charms , creep around the back and knock you over the head with my mace... bishop on the hill!


ps bored with this now , off to play pooh sticks with nanny on bridge at base of hill...

That wont work, i'm totally a cold *******(you can ask around, i really am)...
I kill yo' nanny too !
Still KOTH!

ok concerted attack from all directions pooh,tigger, piglet,Eeyore, roo and kanga, rabbit and owl come along too...
also bringing some heavy artillery/cavalry in form of heffalumps and woozles... uncla robert brings up the rear...

ps conkers 2 out of 3?

i retreat and come back with a zombie army, gimme my hill back !
kiiiiiaaaaa.....

Plants a bunch of plants. Zombie massacre!
KOTH!

unsullied advance...
oh what the hell ... Drakaris!

my patch of scorched earth i think...