I load up my Pulse cannon with heavy BFG rounds and shoot chuck off of his throne he is still alive but goes crawling off..I am KOTH

I fall down from a time flux and land on the hill. >:)
Because I come from the future, I come from a place where there are _fill in insanely OP weapon of your choice_ and I shoot you with it.
KOTH

then rich wakes up realizing he is sitting on my outhouse hill and that i am still KOTH

Until Noctis creates a black hole from a safe distance a gets rid of chuck and his hill. Then Noctis uses terraformer and makes a new hill. KOTH

I use alchemy (fma style) and then move the hill under me XD
KOTH

Sorry, mate. "Sends an orbital laser platform over you and roasts you in the resulting flames* I am now king of the hill. Now then. *Sends orders to fleet, which starts hovering over the ground about 40 feet up.* Can you withstand 50,000 of EVERY ship type? (Excluding General-specific ship types.)

Shana comes out of a LG stands on top of it then pulls out a button and presses it all the other ships engines shutdown and they crash around the hill while Shana back flips off of the LG pulls her sword out lands on Lycantro thrusting her sword into his back killing him instantly, She then walks off the hill and says "Playing KOTH is to mainstream"

SCREW THA SHIPS
get an RPG and shoot you
KOTH

Until Noctis chops his balls off. KOTH

Looks like Shana must come in again and teach a lesson. Shana walks over stares at noctis until he bends over she then proceeds to spank him like the bad boy he is, She then walks off the hill leaving Noctis KOTH Lmfao