Re: Corrupt a Wish

#341
Granted you forgot the password and are unable to recover it.

I wish I had a better phone -.-
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#342
Granted. It is a futuristic state of the art AI robot phone; it anticipates your every need, does your taxes, makes your coffee, cooks your meals, does manicures and pedicures, massages, laser eye surgery if you need it, tattoos, whatever you want but you become a total couch potato and have no life and die of heart failure.

I wish my farts didn't smell.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#349
Granted, but ZE actually turns into your accounting homework :|

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

#350
Granted. But the amount of memory required for this precludes remembering anything else, like how to tie your shoe laces, to put on your pants before going out, where you put your car keys (or your car for that matter) etc...

I wish I were the smartest person to ever live.
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