had a lovely

mole on his

Story so far:

Once upon a time there was a little guy who knew how to live forever. He was not a Flying Raptor Jesus but he could do a standing on water trick. He could also juggle with twenty purple bowling balls. He dropped one and lost his pinky toe. He ate the toe and contracted HIV and ate pie with mustard and had a lovely mole on his

(Lets agree to end it a 100 posts and then get the full story at first post. We can then start another).

big shiny arse

.It was always

hot in his...

underwear, so he

played some bagpipes..

. He broke them

With a spoon