Hopefully never (no)

The next poster hates being in the middle of a rush hour

God i hate rush hour!

The next poster is self-conscious

If you were not self-conscious, your body would be an empty shell. Devoid of all emotion and feeling, in fact, i do not even think an entity could be alive without being self-conscious...

The next poster would rather eat a ghost pepper than lose their manhood in an unfortunate accident with a combine harvester..

-Istalris-

I would take the ghost pepper.

The next poster would bring me enough alcohol to have after the pepper to not feel the burning pain...

Wrong...

the next poster really wants a puppy or snake...

Wrong.
I would rather have a kitten.

The next poster will post in about 30 mins.

wrong

the next poster loves speed metal

UnholyXeras wrote:wrong

the next poster loves speed metal

wrong...

the next poster has had a pet cat before.

Wrong, I hate cats

The next poster is George W. Bush in disguise

UnholyXeras wrote:Wrong, I hate cats

The next poster is George W. Bush in disguise

... idk ... he could be...

the next poster thinks that ZE should have a pacman ship. (idea from onewingedangel)