Fluffy wants to be your queen Slash, still up for the monarchy?

-Istalris-

Why would I want him as my Queen??? He's already my *****.

I like the fluffmeister. I've even been giving him gifts for his 18th Birthday. Who doesn't love a brand new Attack Report?

Haha, yeah i saw that. He was like.. combat reports... Slash... 5 times... RAAAGGEEE!!

-Istalris-

He's a good guy, though. No complaints and playing the game with honor.

If he would only spend some of those resoources on cargo ships for fleet saves....

*Shakes his head at people fighting over the hill*

What good does a hill do? All it does is make you stand out....

*Builds a bunker*

You guys keep the hill, I'm KING OF THE BUNKER!

*Flattens the hill for good measure*

lol i build a biger hill over top of the hill and bury every one under it, (thin i build a hill top caslte no one can get in exept me (now im the real king of the hill got the castle and every thing )

How needs a hill? I burrow a complicated network of tunnels marsupial style and live comfortably while everyone else fights over the hill.....wait, where do i plug in these hair clippers?



curses....

I nuke you

king of the hill

i attack you with my trained army of nuke resistant cockroaches. they eat you.
im king of cockroach hill

Neo attacks you with the most basic pesticide.

*King of the roach free hill!!!*