I build 10 000 000 plasma cannons and it blows you up!!

Im STILL king.

i put 1 000 000 plasma cannons on each of my 1 000 000 deathstars for reinforcements to my 1 000 000 graviton cannons with RF 1000 against cows

and i also launch 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 light fighters to make you dizzy

I have 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 plasma cannons to fight off everything.

i notice you overwhelm the hill with the weight of the plasma's,they begin to sink ino the hill and start and inadvertant chain reaction. they fire upon each other and are completely whiped out. I raid you with a probe and to freak out and run home to momma. I land on the top and use the plasma craters as defense against any further invasion. I put up my umbrella, sip my tea and relax.

I am King of the hill.

The hill gets blown up by billions of bombs... i get the next hill over



Im king of the other hill.

as you take over the next hill, the fall-out from the first hill lands on your hill and buries you. I walk casually over to that hill, cut your body into pieces, feed the pieces to my pets and re-insirt my umbrella into the top of the hill.

King once again

after you feed your pets, their desire for meat is getting stronger thus making them jump to your neck and eat you while you`r still breathing. after that i call the pound service to take all the pets and i reclame the title :


KING OF THE HILL

but the local pound takes one look at you, and failing to identify your "species" takes you as well. Nobody claims you and you are euthenized. I retake the hill.

King of the hill once more

1.21 gigawatts !!!! sorry, but I land on the hill a little confused ( like Nikki Grahame ) But the only survivor.

a race of predator aliens were landing silently behind you in order to capture you they induced you false memories and made you relive your childhood.

Now , not being older than 18 you cannot be the king of the hill.

Me however i come and take it from you without any complications.


King of the hill again !