If turtles make their points with defenses, and you want to crunch turtles, you are going to need to crush a LOT of defense armaments- and get your nose bloodied doing it. This can get ugly with a serious turtle.

When the turtles are dead, who dies next?

Gang, this is a thread for newbies to gather- and people interested in Shepard them. Misleading people and parasites shall be asked to leave- and identified to sysops as problem people if they do not.

What the merry flipping high holy WTF is a turtle?

FWIW, I am brand new, first time, newly joined.