There are two questions throughout all of man kind that has hindered all of human life. What are the answers?

1- Red wire or Green wire?
2- Push the red button or DONT push the red button

If time is on your side, what is on the other?- Reed

"Guess what? What? I knew you would say what!"- Reed

"Once you are dead, you lose a big part of your life."- Reed

"When life gives you lemons, do you really make lemonade? Aren't you forgetting something? Maybe...

•1 c. sugar
•1 c. water
•16 to 20 oz. cold water
•ice
•Citrus Reamer
•Juicers
•Saucepans"- Reed

“I know that what you think i said, was what you thought i said, and what i thought i didnt say and what you thought i meant was not what i thought i said. So, what did i say?"- Reed

Here just post some of the funniest quotes you have heard or that you have made up. You can comment on the person's quote before yours if you wish.

How can a house be UP in flames, while it is burning DOWN at the same time?- Reed