I'm guilty......... and I have no intention of stopping. Don't you guys have anything better to do than count dots?

I once went on a bender with a buddy, a Japanese tuna buyer, and Gary Oldman (who played Zorg in the movie The Fifth Element) with one of us being deported from Sweden as an indirect result of that meeting.

Dark ruby day. It ***** for any of these guys intending to return but it does provide a nice stimulation package for the rest of us. Nice hit under any circumstance.

Once or twice per login is ok but this is getting old fast!

I think I'll make a Bucket List today.

"Like OMG...the other day I went to walmart and bought the cutest jacket for my cat....like ok...its for dogs...but, like I couldn't resist....It was purple suede...with like a shear ling trim....and like it was sooooo cute!!" "Omg that would be awesome...like did you puke your guts up at the Purple...

Nobody knows that is the great Zorg mystery.

I'm in the middle of a prank war and would like every body's input on some dirty tricks. Last night I had a chicken soup shower and now its on!!!


The chicken soup shower is when you remove the shower head and stick a bullion cube up in there then put the shower head back on.

Why don't shelled peanuts have shells? If your clothed, you have clothes. Same for pitted prunes, and boned chicken, I ask you where are the bones? I can't find them. In my estimation, it should be called de-boned chicken. And whats with semi-boneless ham? Does it only have half a bone? Or does it ...

Nope, single right now and the last one dragged me to chick flicks so I was the talker.

I think the next poster has a tattoo.